badgrampa:

me as a parent

Lmfaoo

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legalmexican:

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

omg I loved this part

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emojinalgirl:

Rihanna makes me wanna show my titties man who wanna see my titties

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maurita-calbrita:

texasinmyrearviewmirror:

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

What’s wrong with you people

lmfaoo

maurita-calbrita:

texasinmyrearviewmirror:

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.

Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

What’s wrong with you people

lmfaoo

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drunk!poetry // r.i.d

drunk!poetry // r.i.d

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